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1990s
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1990
TREMORS
TOTAL RECALL
1991
TERMINATOR 2
EVE OF DESTRUCTION
1992
 
1993
JURASSIC PARK
THE PUPPET MASTERS
BODY SNATCHERS
1994
Mary Shelley's FRANKENSTEIN
1995
SPECIES
DEATH MACHINE
TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS
John Carpenter's VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED
 
1996
THE ARRIVAL
THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU
1997
LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK 2
THE RELIC
STARSHIP TROOPERS
MEN IN BLACK
ANACONDA
1998
STAR TREK VIII: FIRST CONTACT
DEEP RISING
SPECIES II
THE SECOND ARRIVAL
THE FACULTY
SPHERE
1999
BLADE
DEEP BLUE SEA
THE MATRIX
EUREKA! 28 MOMENTS OF SCIENCE AND COUNTING!

1990
Tremors
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
TREMORS - 1990

EUREKA!
Okay, you remember how I was complaining about the bad science in movies like this? Well, I've got no complaints here because TREMORS, very wisely, doesn't even try!

They never explain where these strange creatures came from or how they got here. They're just here and the people of Perfection have to deal with it as best they can. Rhonda, the scientist character, makes some accurate observations about how these creatures are unprecedented and there's nothing like them in the fossil record but when pressed for the answer to their origin she shrugs her shoulders.

Sometimes, "I don't know" is the right answer.

Total Recall
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
TOTAL RECALL - 1990

There are a dozen things I could quibble about here but the one item that's just flat out wrong (and that's kind of a spoiler so proceed with caution) is how unbelievably fast a breathable atmosphere is established on Mars.

Providing a whole planet with a thick atmosphere is a process that should take decades at least, centuries more likely, but it happens literally within seconds. If that much gas was released that fast (pause for fart joke) it would be the equivalent of the shock wave from a tremendous explosion and would scour Mars clean down to the bedrock.

1991

The Terminator
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
TERMINATOR 2 - 1991
HORROR / THRILLER
Carolco Pictures
Screenplay: James Cameron & William Wisher Jr.
Director: James Cameron
Producer: James Cameron

EUREKA!
Kudos to Cameron for doing an atomic bomb right.

So many movies don't understand that the speed of light is MUCH faster than the speed of sound, so that if a nuke goes off over a city, first would come the brilliant, blinding heat flash and then (seconds or minutes later, depending on distance) comes the blast.

Eve of Destruction
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
EVE OF DESTRUCTION - 1991

None of the tech presented here is impossible, just really difficult.

Humanoid robots are a very popular sci-fi "what if" but actually building anything like this isn’t even on the horizon yet.

Someday...

1993

Jurassic Park
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
JURASSIC PARK - 1993

Ian goes on at some length about how all their safeguards in regards to keeping the dinosaurs contained are doomed to failure because evolution shows that it is the nature of life to break free, to find a way: and that is true.

Evolution is all about life taking on new forms to handle new situations, if you give it a million years or so!

Later that afternoon? No.

Ian is supposed to be the "responsible" scientist warning everyone about the dangers of technology, which is why I'm so angry at Spielberg. He makes great movies but he feels the need to toss in this pop psychobabble and neo-luddite fear of innovation in a lot of them, in spite of the fact that most of his movies couldn't be made at all without using the very latest cutting edge technology!

I wish he'd either entertain me or go live with the Amish, but STOP PREACHING!

The Puppet Masters
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
THE PUPPET MASTERS - 1993

EUREKA!
One thing I'll mention here is that like the alien in ALIEN, creatures like this can't evolve naturally.

They'd have to be artificial given the unlimited variety possible in alien forms, chemistry and neurology. Assuming that they are artificial also allows me to skip over any discussion of how a parasite could evolve intelligence in the first place. Brains are metabolically expensive and they don't evolve without very good reason.

Body Snatchers
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
BODY SNATCHERS - 1993

EUREKA!
The duplicates created by the pods in all three movies seem to be sort of bio-androids, which is fine. But they also have the all the memories and knowledge of the people they duplicate. I have to compliment this movie for showing tendrils extending into the heads of victims, implying some sort of brain download, rather than the implied telepathy of the original.

1994

Frankenstein 1994
Eddie McMullen Jr.
SCIENCE MOMENT BY
E.C.MCMULLEN JR.
Mary Shelley's FRANKENSTEIN - 1994

Frankenstein or The Modern Prometheus, was completed in 1818. That was the year that Sir John Ross was the first to try and find a Northwest passage through the Arctic. At that time, no one was sure that the icecap didn't sit on land, though many were reasonably sure, but for unscientific reasons.

Unlike the fictional Captain Robert Walton, Ross wasn't a murderous dick to his crew, and in fact, inspired a few of them to go on and attempt to find a Northwest Passage on their own when Ross failed (our ancestors knew the meaning of the word, quit. They knew it meant "Loser").

The Northwest Passage was finally navigated by Roald Amundsen in a sloop in 1903-1906. That's right. It took three freaking years because the boat kept getting stuck in ice! The North Pole wasn't discovered until 1909. We didn't sail under the icecap, proving once and for all that it wasn't attached to land, until the USS Nautilus under Commander William R. Anderson, did just that in 1958.

1995

Species II
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
SPECIES - 1995

So in 1974 we send out a message that includes a diagram of our DNA and about 20 years later we get an alien description of their DNA back. Now let's examine this idea.

It is true that Arecibo beamed such a message into the void in 1974 (as part of an equipment test / dedication). However, they sent it toward a star cluster 28,000 light years away, which means we won't get an answer anytime before AD 57,974. And the message included only a very rough sketch of the shape of a DNA molecule, not the kind of detailed info you'd need to do genetic engineering research. Even today (1999) we couldn't send such a message, because the Human Genome Project (the mapping of the human genetic structure) isn't done yet.

Death Machine
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
DEATH MACHINE - 1995

EUREKA!
The tech concepts here are actually very realistic.

AI technology is advancing must faster than most people realize. There are robot servants in your immediate future and of course if you can build such things it's natural for some to wonder how well they'd do on the battle field. Human soldiers will be obsolete in a few decades.

That's not necessarily a bad thing as long as someone remembers to program them with Asimov's laws of robotics.

Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics -

E.C.McMullen Jr.
SCIENCE MOMENT BY
FEO AMANTE

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

A robot soldier programmed with Asimov's three Laws would effectively become a packaged paperweight.
- Feo

Tremors 2: Aftershocks
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS - 1995

Well, they had to do it.

The thing that made TREMORS so cool – the fact that they never explained where the monsters came from – just wouldn't be believable here because by now the world has reacted and scientists would be crawling all over each other to investigate the appearance of an unprecedented creature like this. So there just had to be some exposition here to explain the monsters. Their explanation?

The graboids are "Precambrian life forms".

Ta da!

Just what the hell does that mean? The Precambrian era was more than 550 million years ago. Are they saying these creatures were . . . I don’t know . . . dormant? Frozen? Really, really sleepy? They don’t say. They just keep repeating "Precambrian", like that explains everything. And of course it doesn’t.

The Precambrian era was when life was first making the transition from single celled bacteria to multi-cellular life forms. The first animals were simple and small (trilobites, early fishes, etc.).

There was no life on the land – only in the oceans. So how would a big underground predator manage to evolve when there would be nothing for it to eat, then go undetected for so long and suddenly start eating people? Why would its above ground form seen here detect its prey by body heat when mammals didn't appear for many hundreds of millions of years after the Precambrian era?

Why don't people in Hollywood care that mistakes like this make them look like morons? My theory is they smoke too much crack.

Village of the Damned 1995
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED - 1995

Rather than humanoid children created by genetically manipulating human DNA (as in the first movie) Carpenter goes for the much more formula aliens-crossbreeding-with-humans idea which is much harder to swallow.

There isn't a single animal on Earth - not even chimpanzees - with which humans can cross breed. Humans crossed with a species from a completely different planet (and therefore completely different biology that uses something other than DNA) seems astronomically unlikely.

1996

The Arrival
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
THE ARRIVAL - 1996

EUREKA!
I believe single-celled life is common and will be found through out the galaxy. Multi-cellular life (plants / animals / us), on the other hand, requires a very narrow range of conditions and is probably very rare (see “Rare Earth” by Ward and Brownlee). Intelligent life is such an absolute fluke (see almost anything by Stephen J. Gould) that it's orders of magnitude rarer still. What I'm getting at is that I don't expect us to meet anybody once we invent warp drive. I think we're alone.

That being said I must say that the aliens here are portrayed believably enough for me to suspend my disbelief. Their motivations and actions are, shall we say, within acceptable limits. That's high praise from me.

The Island
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU - 1996

EUREKA!
Human genetic engineering is going to absolutely change the world, something any science fiction fan has known for a long time.

What most people don't realize is that the technology to do this kind of thing is mostly available now, and what isn't available will be by next Tuesday. A lot of good will come out of it, like the end of all inherited diseases and, yes, you can do things like make people smarter, stronger, better. But what is rarely talked about and what I have to give this movie kudos for showing are the side effects. If I add the genes for gorilla muscle tissue to my genome, it would probably make me the strongest man on Earth. But it might also cause a wide variety of metabolic problems, increased cancer risk, who knows what? You wouldn't know until you tried.

In other words, the only way to use genetic engineering technology to create a superhuman race is to experiment on people. That trial and error process will certainly have failures and mistakes and other bad things that make it morally indefensible to experiment on people in the first place.

1997

Lost World: Jurassic Park II
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK - 1997

With all the lip service being paid to security procedures meant to keep these dinosaurs contained on the island, it makes you wonder why the final scene includes a pterodactyl.

"Uh, yeah, our security is absolutely air-tight. Well, except for the dinosaurs that can fly."

Morons!

The Relic
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
THE RELIC - 1997

The reason given for the monster going after people, is it turns out there's a nutrient found only in human brains that is essential for the creature's health. This results in torn apart bodies and sucked heads.

Now the essential nutrient idea is fine but c'mon! This is a very active big predator. He needs protein and plenty of it. A tiger can chow down more than 100 lbs of meat per day and this thing is like a tiger the size of an elephant. So it would NOT daintily peel open skulls looking for the tasty nutrients. It would eat people whole, and lick its plate clean. It'd probably take ten or twenty people a day just to maintain its physique.

Starship Troopers
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
STARSHIP TROOPERS - 1997

Or maybe just a logic moment, since my main complaint (there are many more) here is an inconsistency within the movie's pathetic attempt at real science.

At one point characters begin debating whether or not the bugs are "smart."

This literally happens at one point, as two "experts" debate the idea of bug intelligence on a FedNet TV show. In other words these people weren't sure if the bugs were a sentient species.

Morons!

The bugs have interstellar space travel, are able to attack space ships in orbit, and can target asteroids at Earth cities. They're so obviously a sentient species that the very idea of a debate is stupid even within the movie's other stupidities.

Men in Black
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
MEN IN BLACK - 1997

I'll skip over all the things I could say about aliens in general - there's not enough room to open that can of worms (but read "Rare Earth" by Ward and Brownlee).

I just want to comment on something K says about how the Men in Black fund themselves. He implies that many of the great inventions from the last few decades (microwave ovens, computer chips, etc.) were actually alien technology. This idea is taken directly from the UFO mythos of the MiB, and as a technophile and a science geek, I find it insulting. In spite of the evidence to the contrary, humans are pretty smart. We invented all that stuff on our own.

Anaconda
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
ANACONDA - 1997

This isn't a mutant, giant snake, it's just a really big anaconda.

Snakes this big, although very rare, do exist. And it is true that there have been many recorded cases of large snakes like this eating people, so I have no objection to any of that. But snakes are reptiles and like most reptiles they have very slow metabolisms. A big snake like this will typically eat one big meal a month. So after it ate the first guy on the boat it would have curled up somewhere warm and taken a long nap.

I also must mention that the one thing about big snakes like this that makes them truly dangerous was never really shown.

The creatures don't chase their prey (not much stamina – that slow metabolism again). The way they kill is by slowly sneaking up on you and then, in a move so lightning fast that your eye can't follow, suddenly they're wrapped around you, holding you "tighter than your true love", to quote Sarone (Note: If you want more details, the next time you run into Feo at a Horror Convention, ask him about the time a boa constrictor almost killed him. Be sure to specify "boa" because he's got a lot of stories like that).

1998

Star Trek
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
STAR TREK VIII: FIRST CONTACT - 1998

World War III in the Star Trek universe is what prevented humanity from ending up like the Borg.

It was a battle between those who adopted the new cybernetic and genetic technology that we are developing today and those who chose to remain human. The normals won and there was such a backlash against genetic enhancement that even centuries later genetic defects (like Picard’s baldness) exist. Maybe this is more of a psychic moment than a science moment because I have a prediction: World War III will happen, it will happen this century (2000 to 2099), and the normals will lose. But don't feel too bad. Unlike the Neanderthals, we have the opportunity to become our own replacements.

Deep Rising
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
DEEP RISING - 1998

Oh, they came so close! This is a fun movie and the last thing it needed was a liberal arts major's feeble attempt to provide science exposition. It was almost another TREMORS (don't explain the monsters – just deal with them). But they just couldn't resist.

The ship, we are told, happens to be over a very deep part of the ocean and the creatures must be from the ocean floor. Because they live in the tremendous pressure of the deep ocean they are therefore super tough and tremendously strong.

We've sent subs to the very deep ocean and occasionally brought up living creatures from the depths and you know what they do when they reach the surface? They die. They are adapted to the conditions of the deep water. If you take them out of their natural habitat of course they die.

Species II
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
SPECIES II - 1998

They make a valiant attempt at the science in science fiction.

Of course all the familiar mistakes are there, like sound in space (God Damn it, when is a movie besides 2001 going to be made that gets that right? Space is a vacuum! No air and thus NO SOUND). The worst mistake is the communications between the Mars astronauts and Earth, which is portrayed as instantaneous. Even at its closest, Mars is more than 50,000,000 miles away. Now as we all remember from High School science, the speed of light is 186,282 miles per second. That means radio signals would take a minimum of four and a half minutes each way (You say something and eight minutes later you hear the answer). Oh well.

The Arrival II
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
THE SECOND ARRIVAL - 1998

I don't care if you are a 12th level hacker with a +1 slide rule, you are not gonna hack the alien mainframe.

Forget about the fact that all the code would be utterly meaningless to you, although that's a pretty good reason. You won't be able to do it for the same reason an ENIAC programmer from the 1950's couldn't hack into my PC. My desktop is so vastly more advanced and so completely different from the computer he worked on that his skills simply don't apply. And that's a mere 50 years of difference. A culture that builds starships would be orders of magnitude more advanced.

The Faculty
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
THE FACULTY - 1998

EUREKA!
Somebody (I'm not saying who) in this movie turns out not only to be an alien, but a giant mother alien monster. In a sense this represents the same kind of physics problem as with the Hulk: how can a normal sized human being transform into a creature that looks like it weighs about a ton? This isn't a matter of cell growth because cells (or any mass) can't appear from nowhere. Does that mean it's impossible?

No, if you assume the extra mass / alternate form is stored in an alternate dimension (Read "Flatland: A Romance in Many Dimensions" by Edwin A. Abbott). Short version: Imagine a flat plane - a two dimensional universe. The beings that inhabit this plane ("Flatland") are 2-D shapes like squares and circles.

Now suppose a 3-D object like a sphere passes through Flatland. What would Mr. A. Square see? (Keeping in mind he can't perceive the mysterious third dimension and can only see things in his plane of existence). He'd see a dot appear from nowhere, expand into a circle, contract back to a dot and disappear. If he told anyone about it they'd think he was crazy.

Now imagine that a square resident of Flatland has a huge rectangle attached on "top" of his body - in other words this other part of himself is above him, in the third direction no one can see. When the mood strikes this odd square he "moves" himself in that third direction and everyone else sees him morph into the monstrous rectangle. Very scary! But no violation of Conservation of Mass and Energy is required.

Sphere
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
SPHERE - 1998

There are several points where these "scientist" characters say things important to the plot that are just plain wrong.

For example, when Dr. Fielding, the astrophysicist, theorizes that the spaceship traveled through time when it "inadvertently flew through a black hole."

No.

A black hole is an object so massive and dense that it's gravity is strong enough to warp the space around it such that even light cannot escape from it (that's why it's "black"). We're pretty certain (from indirect measurements) that these objects exist but space is vast and black holes are few and far between. Never in a million, billion, trillion years could you accidentally fly into one. Furthermore, if you somehow did the only result would be your messy death, as the tides near most black holes are so intense that you'd be torn atom from atom long before you reached the black hole itself.

Another example is when some explosives near the alien ship might go off and Dr. Adams worries about all the liquid hydrogen on board exploding.

No. It's really hard to keep liquid hydrogen liquid because it needs to be very cold (-400 degrees F). The shuttle burns up its liquid hydrogen during launch so it doesn't need to store it long, but even so they have a heavily insulated tank and they have to vent the boil-off right up to the last minute. Storing it for 300 years is a stretch but you could wave your hands at it with "futuristic/alien" technology, which is fine. The real problem is that it would NOT explode. Hydrogen mixed with oxygen will explode (which is why the space shuttle's other tank holds liquid oxygen). But hydrogen mixed with seawater would do no such thing. It would just make bubbles.

1999

Blade
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
BLADE - 1999

A science moment in a vampire movie just doesn't seem right, does it? But it's perfectly acceptable when the people who make the movie add a bunch of scientific-sounding exposition explaining their version of vampirism.

Karen the Hematologist describes vampirism as a disease caused by a blood-borne virus which sounds halfway logical until you think about it.

A virus that makes its host tremendously strong, able heal from almost any injury and effectively immortal but which causes you to explosively disintegrate if exposed to sunlight. That is one hell of a virus!

Impossible? Not necessarily, but like the alien in ALIENS, it could never evolve naturally.*

Continued at BLADE_SciMo

Deep Blue Sea
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
DEEP BLUE SEA - 1999
The science is mildly plausible.

The idea here is that sharks have a brain chemical that's a cure-all for Alzheimer's disease.

Since bigger sharks have bigger brains, that explains why they use big sharks (although whale sharks and lemon sharks – both harmless – are even bigger). But that doesn't produce enough brain stuff, so the sharks are genetically engineered to have larger brains and, as they say in the movie,
". . . as a side effect, the sharks got smarter."
(Feo pointed out that was like saying, "I threw a lit match in my car's gas tank. As a side effect, the tank blew up.")

It's not quite that straightforward.

Intelligence has as much to do with brain complexity as brain size, but for a two hour suspension of disbelief it's fine. The moron part came when Jackson's character hears about the enlarged shark brains and is worried at first that his scientist-employees had violated an international agreement against genetic engineering. They assure him they didn't do any such thing, but of course, later, we find out they did.

How the hell else would you make sharks with bigger brains! Hooked on Phonics?

Feo -
Of course! Hooked on Phonics! It all makes sense now! And to think: the answer was there in front of us, all the time!

The Matrix
Kelly ParksSCIENCE MOMENT BY
KELLY PARKS
THE MATRIX- 1999

This is a great movie in so many ways. But when I watch it I always fast forward through the scene where Morpheus explains to Neo about how the AIs use humans as batteries because the idea is SO FREAKING STUPID!

It's the simplest of most obvious physics to demonstrate that you'd get more energy by taking the food you're feeding these people and burning it. That way you wouldn't lose the calories wasted by the incredibly inefficient heat engine known as the human body.

On top of that the movie repeats the lame catch phrase "scorched the sky" to explain how humans, who were losing the war, tried to cut off the AI’s solar energy supply by making the world permanently cloudy. But even the dim daylight shown in the movie would produce more solar energy than an equivalent mass of human beings. Plus, the AIs clearly have a high technology which means they'd be perfectly able to launch solar power satellites into orbit, providing all the energy they'd ever need.

That's not to mention a long list of other energy sources readily available. Did humans deplete all the geothermal energy? That would take a billion years. Take all the energy humanity has produced in its entire history, then take that number times a trillion and you still wouldn't be close to how much geothermal energy is contained within the Earth.

I'm not sure what the AIs were doing with all those people, but using them to generate electricity was not it.

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