VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED - 1995
Universal Pictures
Rating: USA: R |
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Remakes sometimes suck (and sometimes they rock, like DAWN
OF THE DEAD [2004]). People used to ask, "Yes, but how
much did that remake suck?" There was confusion across the land.
Then Tim Burton came along and at least established an endpoint with his
re-imagining of PLANET OF THE APES,
which sucked as much as it is physically possible to suck. Yea, verily.
So now if a remake sucks you can at least get a feel for how much by saying,
"Well it sucked but it didn't re-imagining suck."
VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED was directed by the great John Carpenter (HALLOWEEN, THE FOG, ESCAPE
FROM NEW YORK, THE THING, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, THEY LIVE, PRINCE OF DARKNESS, IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS, GHOSTS OF MARS) and written by David Himmelstein with writing credits
going to both the screenplay from the original 1960 version and to John
Wyndham's novel "The Midwich Cuckoos".
One of the cool things about the original was the excellent, virtually expositionless
opening. The story started with everyone in town dropping to the ground
and staying unconscious for hours for no apparent reason. So does Carpenter
keep this cool opening? I thought he would at first, as a strange shadow
making weird noises passes over the countryside. But that is followed
by a big chunk of exposition and the chance to retain the cool opening
of the original is lost.
We meet a variety of characters including town doctor Alan Chaffee (Christopher
Reeve: REAR WINDOW [TV], STREET SMART) and his wife Barbara (Karen Kahn), Jill McGowan (Linda Kozlowski)
and her husband Frank (Michael Paré: BLACKWOODS,
PERIL, SPACE FURY, BAD MOON, LUNARCOP), Melanie Roberts (Meredith
Salenger: LAKE PLACID, BUG BUSTER)
and Reverend George (Mark Hamill: Aww c'mon! You know! He's Luke freakin' Skywalker! Also SLEEP WALKERS). After
about ten minutes of getting-to-know-you cliché dialogue the blackout
finally happens and everyone drops. Unlike the original film, this movie
does show that if a whole town full of people blacked out, many accidents
would result - some of them fatal.
Alan happens to be out of town and on his way back runs into a state police roadblock.
The state cops have the area cordoned off and have already called in the
Feds, in the person of Dr. Susan Verner (Kirstie Alley: RUNAWAY, HOOT TO KILL). They've already established
that it's not a gas or other chemical spill because the effect is sharply defined.
Then everyone wakes up. The townspeople try to get on with their lives in spite of the
strange event but that doesn't work out so well when it turns out that
every woman in town (including several verified virgins) are pregnant. This causes a lot of marital problems, especially
for Callie (Constance Forslund) and Ben (Peter Jason: IMPULSE, PRINCE OF DARKNESS, ALIEN NATION, THEY LIVE, IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS, GHOSTS
OF MARS) since Ben has been away for about a year.
Dr. Verner shows up at a town meeting and offers full medical services and a $3000
/ month living allowance per woman for any who decide to keep their baby
(and free abortions for those that do not)
if they agree to frequent medical exams and other tests. A strange dream
- and not the substantial stipend - convinces the women to all carry their
babies to term.
The children are all perfect little blonde (actually their hair
is almost white) boys and girls. As they grow up their extreme
intelligence and unusual mental abilities makes everyone uneasy. As in
the first movie the children regard their parents (and everyone else) as slaves, to be severely punished at any sign of disobedience. Jill's son David (Thomas Dekker), who was the leader of the children in the first movie, is the lowliest member here because his mate/partner/whatever (all
the kids are paired up as couples) was stillborn. Instead Alan's
daughter Mara (Lindsey Haun: DEEP RED) leads
the group.
Ok, so I've made lots of comparisons and mentioned a few things I didn't like but
what does it all mean? Before I tell you that let's have a brief
!!!SCIENCE MOMENT!!!:
Rather than humanoid children created by genetically manipulating human
DNA (as in the first movie) Carpenter goes
for the much more formula aliens-crossbreeding-with-humans idea which
is much harder to swallow. There isn't a single animal on Earth - not
even chimpanzees - with which humans can cross breed. Humans crossed with
a species from a completely different planet (and therefore completely different biology that uses something other than
DNA) seems astronomically unlikely.
Speaking of formula, that is a good way to express my major complaint. What Carpenter
did was take a cool movie with some original ideas and replace them with
standard sci-fi movie formulas. His only improvement was better glowing
eye special effects, although even that felt over the top. What did the
different glow colors represent? Moods?
What I'm saying is that Carpenter's remake of VILLAGE
OF THE DAMNED sucked. But it didn't "re-imagining"
suck. That's why I give it two shriek girls.
This review
copyright 2004 E.C.McMullen Jr.
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