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THE OMEGA CODE - 1999
Providence Entertainment / TBN
Ratings: Australia:M / UK:12 / USA: PG-13 |
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It's always the bad movies that require bigger reviews than good ones because you
have to explain exactly what makes the movie so bad - whereas good movies
can carry themselves with minimal explanation.
THE OMEGA CODE is about the return of Satan during the dark days
- yet nowhere is the Rapture to be found (that is
the time when all saved souls are heralded up into the heavens before
Satan holds his dominion over earth). Nowhere - and this is really
odd considering its popularity among both Christians and Christian/Satanists
alike - is the number of the beast to be found anywhere. That old 666
being marked upon every forehead or hand just ain't happening in this
flick.
Not surprising that it's so cavalier, it was co-wrote and co-produced by the most infamous false prophet
of our time, Hal Lindsey* (also served as Bible Advisor to the movie.) Hal
Lindsey is also so good as to give this movie a rave blurb, on the cover
of the DVD no less, of how great HIS movie is. How magnanimous, to praise his movie so highly! It's that kind of over-the-top hubris
that runs all through THE OMEGA CODE.
The film begins with text on the screen describing the "mathematical phenomenon"
The Bible Code+. According to this minor exposition, there is also contained in the code, the Jerusalem Key,
which will give whoever holds it dominion over the earth. What was God
thinking to put something like that in there?
Cut to the movie where perennial bad guy and cult favorite Michael Ironside (SCANNERS, TOTAL
RECALL, STARSHIP
TROOPERS), disguised
as an Orthodox Jew (no hair locks?), moves with purpose through the back streets of a town in Israel. Meanwhile a
Jewish scholar (Yehuda Efroni), is studying both his Torah and his notebook computer. He is using a very sophisticated
program that is calculating numerical paths throughout his book, all written
in Hebrew, and translating them into English. He momentarily gets spooked
by a bird, reads the translation on his computer, tears a page out of
his book, and hides it in his shirt pocket.
At that very moment, a red dot of light moves across the table, points to the old man's
chest, and that's the end of the scholar. Michael Ironside is the shooter
and he takes the book and the disk that contained the calculating/translation
program, and gets spooked by a bird. Despite the fact that the man tore
out the page, put the page in his shirt pocket, and was shot right after,
Ironside's character noticed none of this while he was lining up his shot.
He doesn't even notice that a page is missing from the book. This severe
lack of attention to detail will come back to bite him.
As he makes his escape, he is confronted by two silent men. He turns and goes another
direction and, mysteriously, there they are again. No matter which way
he turns, the men are blocking his every move. Suddenly knowing how a
chess piece feels, he grabs a conveniently placed girl and points a gun
to her head.
One of the mystery men tells him to let her go. The girl pulls off his fake beard
and, caught by surprise, he does let her go. He tries to fire his
gun at one of the men but it suddenly jams.
"You have what you came for," one of them says. And the other one, allowing
him to leave says, "Tell your master we have arrived."
Ironside points to the heavens and says, "He already knows." Michael
is really pointing toward a security camera mounted on the roof of the
alley - which gets spooked by a bird. After that, no more bird throughout
the rest of the movie. I've no idea what the bird was leading up to, if
anything. All of this was prologue and now begins the movie. Music derivative
of THE OMEN plays. Still, the music is cool - you can't go wrong with
Harry Manfredini (all of the FRIDAY THE 13TH movies, THE RETURNING, all of the THE HOUSE movies, ZOMBIE ISLAND MASSACRE, THE HILLS HAVE EYES II, SLAUGHTER HIGH, DEEP STAR SIX) as your composer.
Yet I wouldn't be surprised if one of the film honchos (the
Trinity Broadcasting Network, founded by the Crouch family, also made
this movie) told him, "We want something Omen-ish."

THIS IS PAUL CROUCH AND HIS WIFE.
AND THIS IS THEIR MOVIE. |
HARRY: The Amish aren't known for their music.
HONCHO: I said Omen-ish not Amish!
So the movie starts out quite cool and I'm honestly ready for a good frightful film.
After all, I've seen ROSEMARY'S BABY, THE EXORCIST, THE OMEN, and a large number of lesser apocalyptic movies and God and Devil works (I watched the painfully plodding THE STAND) that weren't made by self-professed Christians. So if anything can scare the beejeezus out
of me or Jesus into me, it should be a Christian propaganda movie made BY Christians for that very (publicly admitted) purpose, right?
What's more, one of the producers is Lawrence "Larry" Mortorff whose résumé
includes HELLRAISER III (he also played The Bum),
CHILDREN OF THE CORN II: The Final Sacrifice, DEADLY EXPOSURE, WARLOCK; The Armageddon, LAST GASP, and THE GRAVE. THE OMEGA CODE was also Co-Produced by Gary Bettman, whose work includes HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN, DEEP SPACE, WAXWORK, and LOBSTER MAN FROM MARS.
Plus, we have Carlos González for cinematographer, who has brought his lens
to such movies as MUTANT SPECIES, WISHMASTER 2, and ARACHNID.
After the prologue and cool intro, we cut to a talk show and here is where things
start to bog. The protagonist of the film is a self-absorbed "Motivational
Guru" Dr. Gillen Lane (Casper van Dien, Catherine
van Dien's current husband: STARSHIP
TROOPERS, SLEEPY HOLLOW, PYTHON), who leaps
onto the stage, does an embarrassing hip-hop "raise the roof"
thing, and then leaps over a couch to begin his interview. He cracks lame
jokes which are accompanied by an off camera drummer to give his punch
lines a "ba-dump - ching!" sting. The talk show is there to
gives us a long winded exposition on what this movie is about. Gillen,
devoid of all charm, frenziedly tells us, face right into the camera,
about the Bible Code. The old Jewish Scholar who died at the beginning
was Rostenberg, famous for creating a program which revealed the Bible
Code. Rostenberg thought that the Bible was really a holographic computer
program (wouldn't you?) and instead of being
studied in 2 dimensions, it should really be studied in three. In short,
the Bible Code aka the Bible itself, has the entire human history contained
within it and can "feed us prophecies of our coming future!"
Too bad all those millions of people over the past 2,000+ years were reading their
Bible wrong. May their eternity in Hell be reasonably...er...brief? Anyway,
oddly enough, Rostenberg's Bible Code program was such a secret that no
one ever actually saw the program, how it worked or what it produced, and Rostenberg made no copies. So all we know
about him are his unverifiable claims. Producer / Director Robert Marcarelli has
Gillen hog the camera for an inordinate amount of time, while he goes through a very long explanation.
THE EXPOSITION! /
Let's begin!
THE EXPOSITION! /
look out sin!
Anyway:
Despite his looking straight at us with intense energy, he just babbles for far too
long. There are even shots of the talk show host Cassandra Barashe (Catherine
Oxenberg AKA van Dien - Casper's current wife: LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM,
OVEREXPOSED, SEXUAL RESPONSE, THE FLYING DUTCHMAN) looking bored.
So what did Producer/Director Robert Marcarelli think was happening to
us, the real audience?
But though Gillen believes in the Bible Code, which no one has never seen, he doesn't believe in the Bible itself (?!?).
Whenever somebody in the movie brings this up, we get some thunderous
quick flashes of past pain. Gillen's Mother died and at that point he
stopped believing in God. Thus his maturity was stopped at that level.
We can only hope that he will grow a bit so we will like him. After all,
he's the hero.
Meanwhile, the bad guys have the program which, though it works, is not complete.
Perhaps a dll file is missing or something. They should be glad Windows
can understand it at all! Without the missing part of the program, Rostenberg's
software can translate the Bible, but it cannot reveal an extra part of
Bible Prophecy, the Jerusalem Key - which will give anyone rule over the
earth (was it really a good idea to put that in the code? What were those monks thinking?). That missing part,
of course, was what Rostenberg tore out and hid. So the bad guys are trying
to find the part that will make their program ready to ship.
At this point, more than 15 minutes into the movie, I'm still waiting for some Merry Mishaps to occur.
Michael York (THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU, MEGGIDO:
The Omega Code 2) comes into the picture as the charming Chairman
Stone Alexander. He must be charming because he gets onto the stage, makes
a bad joke, and gets delighted laughter and applause for it. Oxenberg
is here and so is Dr. Gillen. So is Ironside, who is now revealed to us
as Dominic, Alexander's brooding and sinister right hand man. Of Dominic
it is said,
"He was some kind of priest once."
Catholic Priest is never said but it's presumed, and with all the current perverted
revelations coming out of the Catholic church these days, who's to say
the Protestants are wrong? Dominic is also homosexual, as it is later
revealed. So Dominic, a murderer who not only serves Satan and is homosexual,
but is Catholic to boot, is bad news doncha know? If you still don't know
it, the film makers had Harry Manfredini give him some suitably heavy
Darth Vader music to follow him around. Harry may have stopped the producers
from hiring someone to sing along,
"Here is the bad guy! He's a very bad guy! He serves Satan! He kills! He's queer! And
let's not forget he's Caaa - thoo - llic! Oy! You shouldn't know from
it!"
Now we get a presentation whereas Princess Gabrielle of Tuscany (a
princess of Tuscany? Do they just buy Royalty
titles on eBay? I need to study more I guess), gives an incredibly
lame, horribly acted out part, and all she (Stella Vordemann) really has to do is stand there and chatter, giving
out yet more exposition (AUGH! PLEASE! I CONFESS!), about 3 minutes worth. That's an awful long time
in a movie. She tells us that Chairman Alexander has invented a wafer
that will sustain a person for a whole day (we've
had those "wafers" for the past 40+ years. They sell them in
convenience stores and call them "Powerbars" and "Tiger's
Milk" and the like). Stone also figured out
a way to increase our drinking water supply by inventing a new method
that will turn ordinary salt water into drinkable water (Thomas Jefferson co-invented desalination in 1791; we've
had that technology on all of our U.S. warships since World War I; all of our modern ocean crossing ships and subs have been using it for nearly 100 years, and it's ridiculously
easy to make and use. Plus you can distill salt and chlorine all at the
same time but...ARGH! When is something going to freaking HAPPEN in this flick?). We are told that this revolutionary method will
bring life giving water to remote desert areas.^
Anyway, the next thing you know, Dr. Gillen approaches a horse and its eyes shoot
lasers. I don't know why.
Let's make this brief: Gillen goes to America, shoots a game of pool, and discusses
his failing marriage with an older Senator friend (George Coe: THE STEPFORD WIVES, THE ENTITY, GOSPA@).
Chairman Alexander watches TV, we see that his company logo is a stylized pentagram, and he berates his henchman. Apparently Rostenberg's hidden program code contains the missing pointer tool.
Gillen returns to his wife (Devon Odessa: PUMPKIN HEAD), gives her flowers, his daughter a present, and in a snap patches up his marriage with lots of sappy soap opera histrionics. I say
lots but this entire scene takes far less time than the exposition we've
been exposed to so far. - Sure felt that way.
Gillen takes a teaching job and is visited by Ironside, who invites him to talk to Stone Alexander.
In another scene, a man (who sounds like Stone but remains
unseen) speaking in a foreign language (possibly
Russian but what do I know?) tells a computer geek to "Initiate
the Jerusalem Initiative". This frightens the computer geek (No!
Not the Jerusalem Initiative! Not the bore worms!) but he reluctantly complies.
FINALLY, nearly a half hour into the film, Merry Mishaps occur!
Ugh!
Why can't propaganda films be entertaining?
I mean, anyone who has ever read the Bible knows what a vicious, murderous, vile, and
sexually charged book it is! Jehu slaughters the unbelievers
in the most gruesome of ways, uses their bodies for a public rest room,
stacks the heads of his enemies outside the gates of his kingdom - and
he was one of the good guys! The citizens of Sodom demand a neighbor throw
out his guests so they can rape them! And the good guy, Lot, offers his daughters to the mob instead! He offers his DAUGHTERS to a mob of RAPISTS! Then later Lot gets drunk and has sex with his daughters, eventually getting them both pregnant. And HE was the GOOD guy! THAT was the guy that God thought was pretty cool! What's more, this is the tale that's used by modern Christians to condemn homosexuals (and apparently promote incest and the disposability of daughters?)
Terror, torture, rape and murder, and the threat of same, is how Christianity was pressed onto
the populace, via hundreds of years of war against the unbelievers, hundreds
of years worth of Inquisitions, thousands of years of accusing single
old women of being witches and burning them at the stake. Christianity
did NOT gain popularity via love and peace. The most popular evangelists,
the ones who garner the most attention and the most followers, are those
who wield the "Fire and Brimstone" style of preaching, not those
who espouse love. Just read the Bible some time. Not a whole lot of love
in there. Lots of unmerciful killing though. Or watch the Christian documentary, HELL HOUSE. Read Moses'
interpretation of the Ten Commandments. Nearly everyone who crosses those
commandments shall have their blood upon them this and that - which meant slaughter.
Hal Lindsey, the co-writer, co-producer, and Bible expert on this movie, should also remember that, though
witches should not be suffered to live and a man who sleeps with another
man will have his blood upon him, the Bible reserved the most painful of
deaths for False Prophets like Hal Lindsey.
So with all of that going for you, why can't you make a scary as hell, action packed,
razzle dazzle, knock me to my knees in terror, Christian propaganda flick?
They didn't follow the Bible for one. THE OMEGA CODE is not interested in the Bible. The Bible was thrown
out the window for the huckster snake oil of a book called THE BIBLE CODE.
That and a bunch of televangelist theoretical hokum. Hal Lindsey didn't write THE BIBLE CODE, but he knew a good
con when he saw it and quickly spat out THE APOCALYPSE CODE to coincide
with the release of this movie and to ride the coat tails of the discredited
Michael Drosnin, who wrote the book that this movie is largely based upon.
So instead of a hair raising Bible story we get:
The current Christian idea of evil in the modern world, all wrapped up in Stone Alexander.
As he manipulates world events, and wins awards from the United Nations,
he speaks of our "human evolution" (which he repeatedly pronounces as "Evil-lution"). Stone also
keeps bringing up "The New World Order!" as if that too, is
an evil thing. For historical reference sake, it was U.S. President George
Herbert Walker Bush who first waxed poetic about his dream of a New World
Order, and the religious right of the U.S. stood full behind him on it.
So what happened?
Really inane dialogue, and the response it elicits, are groan worthy throughout. In
addition to the ones I've already mentioned, there is a key scene where
Israeli representatives and assorted "Arab types" are having
a heated argument. Dr. Gillen arrives and, by way of introducing the world
famous Stone Alexander (who, according to the story,
hardly needs an introduction!), says, "Chairman Alexander
is a reasonable man: A giver, not a taker!"
This elicits miraculously positive response among the assembled representatives.
"Oh! Alexander is a GIVER, Not a TAKER!" they murmur among
themselves admiringly. And all are suddenly smiling and willing to listen
(he is going to give us something if we'll just
shut-up and listen! Cool!).
Two news commentators are discussing the pros and cons of the method Alexander
uses to unite the world. Both are at opposite ends of the conversation
but the debate goes like this:
Commentator 1: "The World Union is still a democracy, just on a broader level!"
Commentator 2: "Balderdash!"
Commentator 1: "That's
a cheap shot!"
-Sigh-
On Stone's computer the Bible Code program runs. Around and around on the screen
the Hebrew text of the Bible spins, twisting around like the current model
of the DNA double helix. To quickly introduce Alexander's advances, a
printer pops out pithy fortune cookie statements.
News reports quickly encapsulate events brought about by Alexander. He gives away his
inventions of wafer food and desalinization plants; he invents a "revolutionary
new technology" that "neutralizes atomic weaponry". So who is going to buy it? (At this point my brain is hurting - pain where no sensory nerves exist!).
After year's by Alexander's side, Stone is having whacked out visions. All very rapid,
none make any sense, and none are scary. In fact, Stone Alexander, as
the embodiment of Satan (this is an apocalyptic
tale so you should already KNOW that), is never scary at
all. There is never any sense of the evil with him. Michael York plays
Stone up as a shallow, buoyant popinjay. No shadow of evil ever creases
his features, not even when he becomes fully possessed. Ironside is the
center of evil in this flick, just because he's that good of an actor.
As such, he totally defuses every scene he shares with York, stealing
the threat of York's character (Satan's pawn)
making Michael's character thin and undeveloped. We never fear for the
machinations of the devil and are more worried about his underling.
"You said I would be the prophet!"
In the middle of the movie, Dr. Stone Alexander is killed (only
to be returned to life in accordance with Biblical prophecy in the books
of the Apocalypse). So Stone is dead, in the hospital bed. We see
the world in mourning. We see religions everywhere (except
the Protestant ones) start worshipping a portrait of Stone. We
see the world changed everywhere because of his death. Lots of funeral
services and processions held world wide. Surely days have passed, right?
Yet Stone remains in his hospital bed, unburied, and STILL attached
to the heart machine! (?!?!?)
There is also the incongruity of where Stone was shot. Because this is one of the
pivotal plot points, it stands out like a sore thumb when the director
seemingly forgets where Stone was supposed to be hit. He was supposedly
shot in the forehead and this is referenced several times. When we
see him shot, he grabs his forehead and falls. Then, when he is on the
floor, his forehead is unblemished, and he is bleeding from the back of
his neck. So the scenes that are supposed to chill us, such as after Stone
returns to life*, removes his bandages
and feels for the wound that is gone from his forehead - seemingly miraculously
healed - make no sense because earlier shots didn't have him getting hit
there in the first place! In several key scenes he refers to the wound
that was on his forehead, then later it's his neck, then his forehead,
neck, forehead, neck, etc.
*and if you think that's a spoiler then you were surprised, watching TITANIC,
when the boat hit an iceberg.
A scene of soldiers POV looking through infra red night vision goggles (we
see what they see in green), keeps cutting back to the soldiers
wearing the goggles up over their foreheads and looking at everything
with their un-aided eyes. ARGH! No good direction, no decent editing,
and no sense of continuity here! Lots of films have mistakes that you
really have to watch to catch, but all of these jump right out at you.
Even on the small screen!
There are stand out performances here. Michael Ironside will never win an Oscar,
but he is a fine character actor who often outshines the star of the film
- probably a reason why he rarely gets work in major studio releases.
Another cult fan favorite, William Hootkins (FLASH GORDON, GOSPA, DEATH
MACHINE, THE BREED)
brings grave seriousness to his role as Sir Percival Lloyd (Bill
loves to imitate notable actors and in this one,
he does a great imitation of Orson Wells! Ya gotta love it!).
Jan Triska (APT
PUPIL) and Gregory Wagrowski are excellent as the
prophets sent by God to speak his message during Satan's reign.
Robert Ito (THE TERMINAL MAN) as Simoro Lin Che isn't given much of a chance
to do anything. In fact, no one who isn't white or Jewish is given a chance
to do squat. In this film the words were written for, and propelled by,
Caucasians and Semites only. Everyone else is just along for the ride.
So much is so very poor with this film.
The most miraculous or scariest, or wickedest parts of the Apocalypse are either
ignored:
The Rapture -
The Mark of the Beast -
Deserts covered in
blood -
The king that God sends forth to conquer -
The second horseman
that God sends forth to destroy peace (of course
God is a destroyer of peace! Haven't you ever read your Bible???)
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The third horseman which...er...determines the price of foodstuffs except
wine and oil I think -
The fourth horseman, which is death with hell on
his heels, that kills with sword, famine, death in general, and the beasts
of the earth -
All the mountains and islands move from their places -
The Kings (except the one that God sent), the wealthy, and the free men of the earth head for the hills -
All the
stars from heaven fall upon the earth (actually, only one star could fall upon the earth. After that, no more earth!).
Still, more stuff is supposed to happen to the earth so it somehow survives all the stars of heaven falling on it (A MIRACLE!).
~Or glossed over lightly:
The seas turn red, the really big earthquake, the sun that
turns "black as sack cloth", the moon becomes as blood.
~Or thrown into the mix without regard to context at all:
The "ten horns" of the Red Dragon with seven
heads (i.e. Satan - he ain't some bearded goat thing with cloven hooves, he's a reptile! - if you ever actually read the Bible you would KNOW that!)
Though THE OMEGA CODE only cost around 6 or 8 million to make (cheap
by today's standards) it is ultimately the performance by the main
actors, the direction of Robert Marcarelli and the story/screenplay (co-writers
Stephen Blinn: MEGIDDO:The Omega Code 2 [also associate producer], Hollis Barton, and Hal Lindsey) that
severs this film at the knees. If it's not scary, why should we care?
If you want a far more entertaining time I'd recommend actually reading the Apocalypse
in the Bible (of which the movie has very little
relation), not watching THE OMEGA CODE.
The book is way better than the movie.
THE OMEGA CODE gets one Shriek Girl. KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS!

This review
copyright 2002 E.C.McMullen Jr.
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This whole idea of a "Bible Code" (term coined after the fact by Michael Drosnin) was a long standing myth without credence until a group of Israeli mathematicians (Doron Witztum, Eliyahu Rips and Yoav Rosenberg) published an article in
the journal Statistical Science (1994 Vol. 9, No. 3) claiming to have found
a workable method of "breaking the Torah code".
The
Torah Code myth was possibly originated by the "occult"
sect of Jews who refer to the Qabbalah / Kabbalah, which is supposed
to contain 84 coding schemes when properly interpreted. Witzum, Rips, and Rosenberg came up with the Equidistant Letter Sequences or ELS, in combination with an arrangement of two-dimensional
matrices to reveal The Truth!
Statistical Science journal later debunked the method in 1995 through the work
of Dror Bar-Natan, Maya Bar-Hillel and Gil Kalai; professors at
Jerusalem's Hebrew University, and Brendan McKay; Australian National University.
The Bible (Torah) is made up of many books and stories compiled into one, and the theory that the code
reveals God as the ultimate author of the Bible means that some
of the books within, like the entire New Testament, are false. Because
the ELS matrices combo (according to Witzum, Rips, and Rosenberg) only works with the books of Moses: Genesis,
Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy.
Even
Doron Witzum's students quickly realized that their teacher's math was wrong and his results highly overstated. Doron was soon making claims
like; the Bible revealed the sub-camps of Auschwitz are in . . .
Auschwitz (!). Really Doron? No shit?
The Torah Code of Witztum, Rips, and Rosenberg promotes Judaisim
and refutes Christianity (the method appears to work best in Genesis and not at all with the New testament. So
Jesus ... never really existed?), writer Michael Drosnin, like Hal Lindsey, accepts it as a proof of a Christan God.
Drosnin claims that all human history, from Hitler to the Kennedy assassinations, were / are all foretold
in the Bible. With THE BIBLE CODE, Michael utterly missed world changing events like September 11, 2001, which began the launch of what some historians have called a world war. In fact, he failed to accurately predict anything except the one thing that everyone else involved saw as clear as day: The assassination of Israeli Prime Minister, Yitzak Rabin. Many were predicting the PM's death because Hammas made it clear that they would stop at nothing to kill him. This was compounded by Yitzak openly mocking terrorist threats by being flagrantly careless in public about his personal security.
Even as he knew there was a "target" on his back, he spent
his last few years taunting would be assassins. Michael got this one right, just as nearly every "Oracle" without a Bible Code.
Naturally, Newsweek and the Los Angeles Times fell all over themselves lauding Michael Drosnin's THE BIBLE CODE.
Michael
offers a pathetic explanation why in THE BIBLE CODE II: which utterly failed to predict the world-wide economic disaster, the election of the first non-white U.S. president, or anything else. Michael Drosnin is such a massive failure as a person with any ability to validate the "Bible Code" he claims to believe, that he actually does a better job of debunking it than anyone else out there. Michael is incapable of using the illusionary "Bible Code to predict anything until after it happens. Then Michael sees it everywhere.
Meanwhile:
Retired DOD cryptologist, Harold Gans, who corroborated the work of Witztum,
Rips, and Rosenberg, refutes Drosnin's claims.
Well what are you going to do when you are trying to ride upon the backs of others, only to find your only source of verification calling you a liar? Drosnin denounced him. Without a shred of evidence to support his claim, Drosnin denounced him.
Next, one of the original writers of the Code method, Dr.
Eliyahu Rips, joined Gans in publicly disregarding the hack work of Michael Drosnin. What's more, Rips recanted the idea that the Bible can be used to foretell the future
(which is blasphemous anyway according to the Bible, as anyone who actually reads the Bible
would know!).
Drosnin denounced Rips. Understand, Michale is knee-jerk denouncing the very guys that he elevated to the level of world genius in his book, THE BIBLE CODE.
The main problem with the usage of ELS is how arbitrary it is: You can
use it to say anything. For example, when Michael Drosnin said,
"When my critics find a message about the assassination of
a prime minister encrypted in Moby Dick, I'll believe them."
Statistician Brendan McKay , in 1999, did just that! He accurately produced an ELS analysis of Moby Dick that predicted Indira Ghandi's assassination, the assassinations
of Martin Luther King, John F. Kennedy, Abraham Lincoln, and Yitzhak
Rabin, and even the death of Diana, Princess of Wales.
As many skeptics accurately predicted - without a Bible Code - Drosnin refused to make good on his word and denounced McKay.
As every statistician knows, you really can use statistics to prove
or disprove anything. Statistics are a mathematician's parlor game
and enjoyable mental exercise. It is a credible field, but can also
be abused by those who understand it against those who don't.
Mathematician David Thomas, accurately using the ELS system on Genesis, found 60 different instances of
the phrase "the code is bogus". The biggest "Code
Cluster" ever found by proponents of the Bible Code ELS method
was 53, in Isaiah.
Without a shred of contrary evidence, Drosnin denounced him.
Harvard mathematics professor (and Orthodox rabbi) Shlomo Sternberg exposed major fallacies in the original work (of
Witztum, Rips, and Rosenberg) by pointing out that "One
of the oldest complete texts of the Bible, the Leningrad codex (1009)
differs from the Koren version used by Rips and Witztum in forty-one
places in Deuteronomy alone."
Without a shred of contrary evidence, Drosnin denounced him.
So mathematicians, statisticians, Biblical scholars, rabbis, and even
the people who created the original method for unveiling the Torah
code, refute Michael Drosnin. Still, with no credentials and lots
of book sales, Drosnin, with nothing to refute their evidence against
him, calls them all liars. And remember, he calls them liars Even While he holds up their genius at discovering the Bible Code iin the first place(!).
But never take my word for it: Go to your local library and read.
Hal Lindsey
* Who also served as Biblical advisor for THE OMEGA CODE. Why would a company like TBN, created by born again Christian televangelist ministers, need a guy who calls himself an "Oracle" (after the
Greek and Roman Oracles) to tell them what the Bible means?
Hal Lindsey, on his own site (not a fan site),
calls himself an Oracle! Does anyone remember what Jesus said about
those who claim to see into the future? Is ANY ONE of his
followers ever bothering to READ their Bible?
In THE BIBLE CODE II, Michael updates everything he said in the first book,
since he was embarrassingly caught with his pants down over the
events of Sept. 11, 2001.
Michael is made a fool of again since BIBLE CODE II never mentions
the Columbia Shuttle tragedy, the devastating tsunami that wiped through the countries of the Indian Ocean, killing thousands; Hurricane Katrina which wiped through the U.S., and more. No accurate predictions beyond obvious chance. Look for
an update in THE BIBLE CODE III. The Baltimore Sun lavished praise upon it.
CRACKING THE BIBLE CODE
by Psychiatrist
Dr. Jeffery Santinover
THE GENESIS FACTOR: The Amazing Mysteries Of The Bible Code
by Yakov
Rambsel
etc.
As you can see, there is plenty money to be made in fraud, in the
promotion of fraud, but little in the debunking of fraud. Hoax is
good money! Go invent one of your own!
Here are some other links that may interest you:
Cretinism or Evilution?
csicop.org
onthenet.com
Skepdic.com
e-Skeptic.de
BibleCodeDigest.com |
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Oh just stop it, you gullible inbred royalty! No matter how drinkable you
make salt water, you still need to TRANSPORT it to remote
desert areas! And Alexander didn't invent plumbing! Sheesh!
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A few of the actors in this movie played
in GOSPA, which I love if for no other reason than its off-the-wall
casting; which includes
Martin Sheen
as a
Catholic Priest
and
Morgan Fairchild
as a Nun! |
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