MISS CLEO SPAMS FEO - REDUX

I'm in the doghouse now!
Ye cats! My failure to respond to Miss Cleo's overtures has put me in the dog house now!
I thought something was going on when I hadn't heard from her after 5 days!

Just look at the letter she sent me! Where's the sweet talk where she dreams about me? There is no mention at all about my Vibrations! Clearly my aloof attitude has her miffed.

Then again, maybe - just maybe mind you - this new junk mail company, winthekeys.com (Feel free to spam them if you wish, but please: be considerate of their feelings) doesn't know about the Special Certain Something that Miss Cleo has been feeling for me. I'd really hate to think that they've committed an error in sending me email intended for someone else. It would be plain awful if Miss Cleo ever found out and starts trashing their offices. Hoo Boy! Some heads could really roll!

Yeah, I'd really hate to think that would happen. Instead, I prefer to think that this email is Miss Cleo's way of saying that she has got over her obsession with me.

Aw Revwah, Miss Cleo! May your "psychic abilities" find you the real man or woman of your dreams.

The following message was sent to you as an opt-in subscriber to winthekeys.com. We will continue to bring you valuable offers on the products and services that interest you most. If you wish to unsubscribe please click here: Unsubscribe OFFICIAL READING CLASSIFICATION: Valuable. Please keep in your possession at all times. READING: Personal Urgent - Pending your reply STATUS: Immediate Attention Required SUBJECT: Future, positive, sensitive CONTACT: 1-800-328-9738 AUTH#: 3124 3 MINUTES TAROT READING FREE OF CHARGE 1-800-000-0000! This is to certify that you are entitled to one 3 minute Tarot session free of charge. Please note: you must activate this certificate by calling 1-800-328-9738 before the end of the month. Please call 1-800-328-9738! Must be over 18. For entertainment purposes only.

Now how in the hell am I supposed to cut a coupon out of my monitor?

I could print it first and then clip it out, I suppose. But how in the hell am I supposed to use a clip-out coupon over the phone? And what's with the barcode? Aren't they psychic enough to know that I don't have a barcode scan machine on my computer?

Hell! In this day and age can't they just figure out, law of averages and all, that the overwhelming MAJORITY of folks don't have a freaking barcode scanner attached to their computer. Its just a dumb design!

Miss Cleo DOES look pretty there all smiling and happy though, doesn't she?
And she's standing there, shrugging her shoulders and hands open as if to say, "Yeah, I know, this is a dumbass advertisement!"
Yet that free AOL compact disc hanging from her neck is so shiny and hypnotic . . .

. . . Ahhh . . . Miss Cleo, I . . .

NO! NO! I must think of the consequences! To whit:

Miss Cleo also continues to spam me despite my having asked to UNSUBSCRIBE!
How can she get away with this? Maybe its because Miss Cleo uses different companies with which to spam folks.
For example: The first junk I received came from
http://nexus.etracks.com (Oct. 10, Oct. 17)
The next one came from
http://www.virtumundo.com (Oct. 15)
And now we have
http://www.winthekeys.com (Oct. 23, Oct. 25)
Miss Cleo, in the code of this e-mail, keeps her images stored at
http://images.grouplotto.com/MissCleo1008/misscleo3.htm
To unsubscribe, I go to
http://mx01.opt-in-net.net

The reason I put these links here is to seed an idea. Wouldn't it be great if someone came up with a program - something simple - that would send unsubscribe notices to all known junkmail companies before they even got the chance to mail you?
Hey? No matter how the spammers re-routed the e-mail, it would still unsubscribe you and block further e-mails. Hey? Wouldn't that be cool?

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

Is it legal for Miss Cleo to keep spamming me even though I repeatedly request no further spams? Is the law written to guard against the spam companies or the corporations who hire those junk mail companies in the first place?

Could someone let me know?

In the meantime, I continue to be cyber-stalked by Miss Cleo.

OH, I KNOW THAT LOOK!

Miss Cleo spammed me 6 times in October.

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MISS CLEO SPAMS OF FEO!
Miss Cleo has been moved by her exciting dreams about me 3 times since October 15.

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MISS CLEO DREAMS OF FEO!
Miss Cleo has felt my Vibrations 2 times since October 10.
Oct. 10, Oct. 19

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MISS CLEO DUMPS FEO!
Miss Cleo is trying to make me jealous by seducing my friend, Brian Knight.
Ain't that just like a woman?

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MISS CLEO RETURNS!
B.K. wouldn't give Miss C. no lovin' so she comes crawling back to me.
Too bad she forgot my name.

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MISS CLEO IS DEAD!
The case has now been finalized by the FCC against the woman who cyber stalked me back in 2001. Yep, I'm talking about the phony-psychic phony-Jamaican telling-lies-about-yer-sweetie, Miss Cleo.