I'm in the doghouse now!
Ye cats! My failure to respond to Miss Cleo's overtures has put me in
the dog house now!
I thought something was going on when I hadn't heard from her after 5
days!
Just look
at the letter she sent me! Where's the sweet talk where she dreams about me? There is no mention at all about my Vibrations!
Clearly my aloof attitude has her miffed.
Then again,
maybe - just maybe mind you - this new junk mail company, winthekeys.com (Feel free to spam them if you wish, but please:
be considerate of their feelings) doesn't know about the special
certain something that Miss Cleo has been feeling for me. I'd really hate
to think that they've committed an error in sending me email intended
for someone else. It would be plain awful if Miss Cleo ever found out
and starts trashing their offices. Hoo Boy! Some heads could really roll!
Yeah, I'd
really hate to think that would happen. Instead, I prefer to think that
this email is Miss Cleo's way of saying that she has got over her obssession
with me. Aw Revwah, Miss Cleo! May your "psychic abilities"
find you the real man or woman of your dreams.
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Now how in
the hell am I supposed to cut a coupon out of my monitor?
I could print
it first and then clip it out, I suppose. But how in the hell am I
supposed to use a clip-out coupon over the phone? And what's with the
barcode? Aren't they psychic enough to know that I don't have a barcode
scan machine on my computer?
Hell! In
this day and age can't they just figure out, law of averages and all,
that the overwhelming MAJORITY of folks don't have a freaking barcode
scanner attached to their computer. Its just a dumb design!
Miss Cleo DOES look pretty there all smiling and happy though, doesn't she?
And she's standing there, shrugging her shoulders and hands open as if
to say, "Yeah, I know, this is a dumbass advertisement!"
Yet that free AOL cd hanging from her neck is so shiny and hypnotic .
. .
. . . Ahhh
. . . Miss Cleo, I . . .
NO! NO! I must think of the consequences! To whit:
Miss Cleo
also continues to spam me despite my having asked to UNSUBSCRIBE!
How can she get away with this? Maybe its because Miss Cleo uses different
companies with which to spam folks.
For example: The first junk I received came from
http://nexus.etracks.com (Oct. 10, Oct. 17)
The next one came from
http://www.virtumundo.com (Oct. 15)
And now we have
http://www.winthekeys.com (Oct. 23, Oct. 25)
Miss Cleo, in the code of this e-mail, keeps her images stored at
http://images.grouplotto.com/MissCleo1008/misscleo3.htm
To unsubscribe, I go to
http://mx01.opt-in-net.net
The reason
I put these links here is to seed an idea. Wouldn't it be great if someone
came up with a program - something simple, that would send unsubscribe
notices to all known junkmail companies before they even got the chance
to mail you?
Hey? No matter how the spammers re-routed the e-mail, it would still unsubscibe
you and block further e-mails. Hey? Wouldn't that be cool?
I'd buy THAT
for a dollar!
Is it legal
for Miss Cleo to keep spamming me even though I repeatedly request no
further spams? Is the law written to guard against the spam companies
or the corporations who hire those junk mail companies in the first place?
Could someone
let me know?
In the meantime,
I continue to be cyber-stalked by Miss Cleo.
Miss
Cleo has spammed me 3 times in October.
Go
to Page 1
MISS CLEO SPAMS OF FEO!
Miss
Cleo has been moved by her exciting dreams about me 3 times since October 15.
Go
to Page 2
MISS
CLEO DREAMS OF FEO!
Miss Cleo
has felt my Vibrations 2 times since October 10.
Oct. 10, Oct. 19
Go
to Page 4
MISS
CLEO DUMPS FEO!
Miss Cleo
is trying to make me jealous by seducing my friend, Brian Knight.
Ain't that just like a woman?
Go
to Page 5
MISS
CLEO RETURNS!
B.K. wouldn't
give Miss
C. no lovin' so she comes crawling back to me.
Too bad she forgot my name.
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