The Horror! Miss Cleo has left me and sailed into the
arms of my friend!
I knew I had done the wrong thing when I repeatedly made fun of Miss Cleo's
attentions.
Don't hate me for the way I treated her though! Don't hate me because
I'm beautiful!
Why should I have to be the recipient of unwanted female desires?
I have my rights!
At any rate,
Miss Cleo is trying to make me jealous by scamming on my bud, Horror editor
and writer Brian Knight. She could have gone after a stranger, but no:
She wants me to hear about it! Don't believe me? Just check out the suspicious
e-mail she sent him!
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Dear Brian,
Finally,
we're able to reach you!
Brian,
we have some very important information about your future.
We
occasionally have visions or dreams about people that have contacted
us, but we can't be absolutely sure until we read your Tarot cards!
Brian,
I do know for sure that you're going to encounter an opportunity
that could change your whole life! Now could be your best chance,
I think you know what we're talking about...
You
could be very, very lucky! In fact, I'm going to authorize a totally
FREE Tarot reading with one of my finest, so that we can discover
exactly what's going on!
Call
this reserved toll-free number right now: 1-800-980-8670.
Time
is short and passing quickly!
Call now and get in touch with me morning, afternoon, sunset or
late at night!
When
you call, give us these special codes:
Personal
pin number: 77409
Identification number: 008
Brian,
please do not share these numbers or my extension number with anyone!
I'm trusting you! Call this number immediately and let's get to
the heart of what's going on in your life: 1-800-980-8670 - remember - this call is FREE!
With
love, hope & much respect.
Miss Cleo
Must
be 18+. For entertainment purposes only.
If you do not wish to receive email from MeMailDirect, please click
or copy and paste the following address into your browser:
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Notice that "Finally, we're able to reach you!" bit? Yeah, right! Everybody who has been to this section knows that Cleo
has been begging for the Feo!
Now she says she's been "dreaming" about Brian! HA! That girl needs to get some new lines, I'm telling ya!
And that whole part about how she "can't be
absolutely sure until we read your Tarot cards!"
Don't fall
for it Brian! And if she wants to see your future, tell her to read her OWN damn Tarot cards! She's rich! Why should you have to bring
your own?
Don't be
coy, Miss Cleo. We know what you're hinting at when you say "I
think you know what we're talking about..." Riiight . . .
wink! wink! nudge! nudge! I wouldn't let you play with "Lester"
so now you wanna play in my house with Brian.
And of course,
Miss Cleo goes on to say "please do not share
these numbers or my extension number with anyone! I'm trusting you!" i.e.: "Don't tell Feo about this!" HA! I just bet! Of course she wanted
this to get back to me.
Dig the
hackneyed "I'm trusting you." routine.
Sure, sure. I've heard that before. Every psycho nutcase who has ever
entered my life has tried to Shanghai my heart with that helpless "Trusting
you" gag! Time to pull that line out of the Veggie drawer, woman.
It's so old it's growing hair.
But of course,
her true psycho/psychic nature is revealed when she signs off, telling
Brian,
"With
love, hope & much respect.
Miss Cleo"
I mean,
Brian says that he doesn't even know her and she sure as hell don't know
him! So where is this love and respect thing? And just what is she hoping
for, eh? If she did love him and she was psychic, she'd know he was happily
married. Isn't this the same woman who keeps clucking her tongue over
gals who mess with married men?
Go get some
therapy, Miss Cleo. You need some serious help, darlin'.
In the meantime, this is Horror, these are my friends, and this is my house, Get The Hell Out!
(Notice I
didn't say BITCH?)
Stop
walkin' down my street /
Don't
come around here no more! /
Who
do you expect to meet?
-
Tom Petty
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MISS CLEO SPAMS FEO!
Miss
Cleo has been moved by her exciting dreams about me 3 times since October 15.
Go
to Page 2
MISS
CLEO DREAMS OF FEO!
Miss Cleo
has felt my Vibrations 2 times since October 10.
Oct. 10, Oct. 19
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to Page 3
MISS CLEO SPAMS FEO - REDUX!
Miss
Cleo has spammed me 6 times in October. Oct. 10, Oct. 15, Oct. 17, Oct. 23, Oct. 25
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to Page 5
MISS
CLEO RETURNS!
B.K. wouldn't
give Miss
C. no lovin' so she comes crawling back to me.
Too bad she forgot my name.
Miss
Cleo spammed me 6 times in October. Oct. 10, Oct. 15, Oct. 17, Oct. 23, Oct. 25, Oct. 27.
She has spammed my buddy Brian Knight on Nov 20 and now
she's back to grabbing my ass, Dec 9, 2001
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