WRONG TURN - 2003
DCP Wrong Turn Productions / Summit Entertainment / Constantin Film
Produktion GmbH / Stan Winston Studio / Media Cooperation One GmbH
/ Newmarket Capital Group LLC / 20th Century Fox
Rating: USA: R
I used to be a professional stand up comic, and by professional I mean a living-on-the-road,
traveling from gig to gig and town to town most of the year comic. I mostly
traveled by the big highways but occasionally while planning my route
to the next bar full of red necks Id risk a short cut on one of
the lesser routes. That mostly worked out okay.
But once I was on a country road in Arkansas. I needed gas so I stopped in the
next town, which had the vaguely familiar name of Fouke. As I drove in
I kept thinking, "Why does that name sound familiar?" The gas
station answered that question. Painted on the wall was a giant, shambling
image of the Fouke Monster, subject of the sort-of documentary, "The
Legend of Boggy Creek". If you watch it on DVD now itll seem
pretty hokey, but I saw it in the theatre when I was ten and it scared
the bejeezus out of me.
At first I was thrilled. Being a fan of all things weird I was happy to be there
and talk to a couple locals and buy some bad trinkets. But then I was
on my way, driving along that same country road as the sun set on the
thick woods and swamp all around me. What was out there? I tried to laugh
it off but the thought popped into my head that this would be a bad place
for a flat tire. Then I saw
But thats neither here nor there.
WRONG TURN was directed by Rob Schmidt and written by Alan B. McElroy
(BALLISTICS: Ecks vs. Sever, LEFT BEHIND, SPAWN, HALLOWEEN 4). It opens with a young couple rock climbing in the
wilderness. The guy makes it to the top and shouts in victory. He urges
the girl on but then something bad happens to him, and then to her.
Cut to young, good looking med student Chris Finn (Desmond Harrington: GHOST SHIP) caught in a traffic
jam on his way to an important job interview. His impatience gets the
better of him and he decides to find a short cut. The highway represents
civilization but in moments hes on a dirt road in Nowhere, West
Chris stops at a nasty, beat up hillbilly gas station. The audience gasped when the
three-toothed attendant came on screen. He was chugging a bottle of pepto
and not in a helpful mood. Chris notices a dotted line on the wall-mounted
map that looks like a road across the wilderness to the highway and that's
good enough for him.
He doesn't make it far down the narrow dirt road when he crashes into the poorly
parked SUV of a bunch of lost college kids (the crash scene is jarringly well done). The kids were on a camping
trip to help cheer up their recently dumped friend Jessie (Eliza Dushku: TRUE LIES, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER [TV], ANGEL [TV], SOUL SURVIVORS, TRU CALLING [TV]).
Their car had its tires flattened by deliberately placed barbwire so now no one
has a functional vehicle. Chris and Jessie, along with Jessie's friends
Scott (Jeremy Sisto: MAY, SIX FEET UNDER [HBO]) and Carly (Emmanuelle Chirqui: RICKY 6),
hike for help while Jessie's horny, stoner friends Evan (Kevin
Zegers: FEAR OF THE DARK, SHADOW BUILDER) and Francine (Lindy Booth: THE SKULLS 2, AMERICAN PSYCHO 2) wait by the car. Guess what happens to them?
The rest of the group sees signs of activity in the woods and eventually reaches
a dilapidated shack surrounded by junked cars (some
pretty new). They go inside looking for a phone and find some very
nasty surprises. Then the boys come home.
And when I say the boys, I mean the freakiest back woods, in bred hillbillies you
ever did see. Played by actors Julian Richings (MIMIC, CUBE), Gerry Robbins (JILL THE RIPPER, IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS)
and Ted Clark (HAPPY HELL NIGHT), these Humanoids
from the Deep South are extreme stereotypes but horrifically believable.
I also got the strong impression that these boys are kin to Leatherface
and his folks. You can see the family resemblance.
This is a formula horror movie but the formula is followed well and the story
is tight. And the bad guys are truly scary. I give it three shriek girls.
copyright 2003 E.C.McMullen Jr.
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