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E.C. MCMULLEN JR.
Let's Start the
Report by E.C.McMullen
Copyright 2001 by E.C.McMullen
Jr. for feoamante.com
has been going on, and growing pretty much unchecked, throughout the Middle
East and much of Europe for the last 30 years. As frequent calls for understanding
and diplomacy and talks with various terrorist factions are pursued, Terrorism
continues to grow.
citizens of India are now saying (on Internet message
boards like bbc.com as well as others) that they hope the U.S.A.
has finally opened their eyes and woke up to the threat of World terrorism,
which is spreading despite the thousands of peace overtures.
brainless, stupid, poorly raised moron shot an Indian man to death, in
a very "brave" drive-by shooting, in Phoenix, Arizona. Why?
Because he thought the guy might be an Arab.
been getting a lot of hateful e-mail lately, all of them trying to curry
my favor. This is one of the letters, which starts out with a direct quote
from George Bush. Then, in the second paragraph, it all belongs to the
somebody who calls themself, Mitchell R. Robb.
that is my response.
I were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer
By Mitchell R. Robb
evening my fellow Americans.
I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all
Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured
that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety
of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the
world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the time
for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world
that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American
the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this: Are you
fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight?
Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you are
fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at
each other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets
for our aggression.
you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started
fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over
in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about
2 million of them in their own back yards. That's what we in America
call a big ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why
it's so big? Because we wanted it that way. Mexico started jacking
around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent
them packing. Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good
'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is because
it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing
at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same
time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over
his shitty little country.
us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and
try to hide, bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain
high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We
will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps
and any place that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell,
we might even drop a few bombs on other people that have pissed
us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we
do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we
will smoke your sorry asses.