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CALIFORNIA

July 23, 2005
DARK
DELICACIES
4213 W. Burbank Blvd.
Burbank, CA
Look for Frankenstien on the sidewalk.

FRIGHT NIGHT
Friday Night,
August 12th
8:30pm - 2:00am
California Institute of Abnormalarts
11334 Burbank Blvd.
North Hollywood CA

BORDERLANDS BOOKS
August 20th,
2005
San Francisco, CA

BATSDAY
In The
FUN PARK 7
Saturday, August 27th.
10:00am - 4:00 pm at the Sheraton Anaheim Hotel
900 South Disneyland Drive Anaheim, Ca 92802

Okay, I've been to an awful lot of Goth Bars where the brightest color is black. Maybe SOMETIMES, red or pink. But man, THIS bar just assaults the eyes! The guy in the yellow shirt is your bartender. Look at him and know that you must be nice to this bartender. Assuming, that is, that you are looking forward to a long life.

Photo by Feo Amante

This is the stage. On any given night, you are treated to the most obscure Horror movies you've never seen in your life, as well as a band that will play into the wee WEE hours of the morning. Notice, again, the profound lack of black. In decor that is.

Photo by Feo Amante

And here is the Grin Creeper himself, Robert S. Rhine! Here Robert poses with an inebriated hunchback.
Wait!
That hunchback isn't inebriated! Why it's renown comic artist TONE RODRIGUEZ (VIOLENT MESSIAHS) with a can of his specially formulated Mountain Dew! Tone is also one of the artists you'll find in SATAN'S 3-RING CIRCUS OF HELL.

Photo by Feo Amante

So imagine that your name is Kevin Klemm. You are in the third grade and your teacher asks you, in front of the whole class, what you want to be when you grow up.
"Older and in one whole piece" was my answer. But I wonder if Kevin said,
"When I grow up, I want to build lots and lots of rotting corpses!"
Believe it or not, this is quite a contribution to society. Because unlike real corpses, Kevin's corpses don't smell anywhere near as bad.

Photo by Feo Amante

Yep, folks jest love Kevin's corpses.
Here we have Mark Covell (FAMILY GUY) and Frank Forte (ASYLUM PRESS) enjoying a grip and grin shot with a Klemm Corpse, which grinned all night long.

Photo by Feo Amante

One of the fun aspects of a goth bar is when regular victims folks walk in having no idea what's inside. Nope, this ain't yer normal nightclub.
"Hey! How about posing with our Corpse here? Just hold its Head! Now smile - NICE LADIIEES!"
Hey! Let's hear it for two good sports!
The ladiee in green is Jane Prosnit. The ladiee in the print blouse is her friend Kathy.

Photo by Feo Amante

Whatta swell night! Satan's Circus freaks give a final pose before wandering off into the night.
L to R
Eric Pigors, D. W. Frydendall, Robert S. Rhine, Feo Amante, Mark Covell, Frank Forte.
In front, Noah Korda attacks Jacob Hair.

Photo by Luz McMullen

RESOURCES FOR
SATAN'S 3 RING CIRCUS OF HELL

R. S. Rhine

Robert's Message Board

Frank Forte

Fangoria

Alan M. Clark

ComicBookBin

ICV2

Strange-Haven

Really Scary

Interview with Robert at
Movie Poop Shoot