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FINAL FANTASY: The Spirits Within 2001
Paramount Pictures
Rated: : Argentina:13 / Australia: M / Singapore, UK: PG / Sweden: 11
/ USA: PG-13 |
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So after
all of our recycling of aluminum, plastic bottles, and paper*,
our planet gets smacked upside the head by a meteorite, thus destroying
the world as we know it.
Ah well.
Who knew?
The meteor also had some nasty bads with it. An alien life form we call Phantoms
- due to the fact that they are so damn ghostly - that pass through your
body harmlessly enough, but suck the life force right out of you. Killing
you dead, but leaving an undamaged corpse.
FINAL FANTASY: The Spirits Within opens with a bizarre dream by Dr.
Aki Ross (Voice of Ming-Na: SPAWN [TV]).
The dream is as mysterious to us as it is to the Doc. Soon she is landing
her craft in a creepy part of New York City at night. I know that's not
saying much but it's creepy because all of New York is pretty deserted,
people wise. As she travels on foot she fires off some kind of flare that
bursts into glow bugs and where these glow bugs settle they reveal varmints
that were otherwise unseen. Dr. Ross is trying to avoid these varmints.
Soon she
is meeting up with some security folk in heavy armor that are trying to
hustle her butt out of there. This place is dangerous doncha know? But
Aki is there to find a life form in the barren city and she ain't leaving
without it. Even if it means her life or the lives of the security guards:
it's that important.
She finds the plant but now the phantoms she lit up before have sensed the presence
of humans in their midst and are giving chase. The humans on the other
hand have plenty of chase to leave and they are doing their best to leave
it behind toot-sweet.
They get out of Dodge in the nick of time - or so it appears. Once back at base
they each pass through some kind of scanner that picks up a bug, one of
the phantom varmints, in the Security Captain's chest. After a touch and
go moment, Aki is able to save the Captain, but refuses to take the scan
herself. Just as things start to get sticky, Dr. Sid (Donald
Sutherland: DON'T
LOOK NOW, INVASION
OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, THE
PUPPET MASTERS, VIRUS)
arrives, pulls rank, and gets Aki out of there. Of course, we all know
now why she didn't want to be scanned, right?
Aki has a varmint inside her and it's growing. It's also slowly killing her. Soon
the Captain of the guard, who is also her old lover (Alec
Baldwin: VIRUS), is
told and this puts him in an awkward position. He serves the military
and Aki serves science. So far science and not the military have been
all that's saving humanity from destruction and as far as General Hein
(James Woods: VIDEODROME, THE VIRGIN SUICIDES) is concerned, this has given
the military a black eye. He will do anything to make the populace turn
to the military and not the scientists for salvation. All he needs is
an edge. The discovery that one of the Science community's top people
is infected with, and has been secretly harboring, one of the enemy alien
phantoms inside her would allow him to prey on the fears of the humans
who live inside a single greenhouse / stronghold on the outskirts of New
York City. With this he could gain power and then run things His Way.
In fact, if it wasn't for the General's permanent scowl and his voice
like James Woods, he would make sense for the most part.
But the scientist's saved the lives of all humanity! You say. Why would the people turn on
the scientists now? You could ask the same question today and the answer
still wouldn't make sense. Onward: The man who saved earth, Dr. Sid, is
growing old and as he does he is getting less careful about a secret of
his own. It appears that Dr. Sid is taken to flights of fancy, believes
in otherworldly, spiritual, and immaterial things. FINAL FANTASY: The Spirits Within takes
the position that "All you atheists have got it all wrong, and we
can't prove it! But we are going to show you something one day that will
make you believe, we just don't know when."
Of such things are prophesies born.
That and it always makes a fine excuse for war and the slaughter of teenage boys
who would probably be a bunch of delinquents if we didn't thin their herd
by sending them off to a nice war in Some Where Else.
Most movies would side the scientists alongside the military Industrial Complex with
just maybe the lone voice of one scientist, after the shit hits the fan,
saying "My God! What have we done?"
But here the two typical movie allies are split in twain with the scientists suddenly
speaking like crystal rubbing bladder heads. In FINAL FANTASY: The Spirits Within these New-Age scientists are right of course, although
the movie has to go through twists and turns and an anti-climatic, plot
choking finale to pull it off.
Amazingly enough though, this movie get's an
UNFAIR RACIAL CLICHÉ ALERT!
But it would be a spoiler so proceed with caution when you go to the UNFAIR
RACIAL CLICHÉ ALERT page.
And while we're at it, howz about a
!!!SCIENCE MOMENT!!!
Looks like sci-fi, doesn't it? There are spaceships and energy beams and
high tech trappings everywhere. But the central premise here, that ethereal
beings exist and that these beings can rudely yank your soul out of your
body, is the purest moonshine. In other words a science discussion is
no more applicable here than it would be in LORD
OF THE RINGS.
Find more movies at
the SCIENCE MOMENT page.
FINAL FANTASY: The Spirits Within biggest claim to fame of course,
is the special effects. It is all one big SFX because everything in it
is animated. Not only that, but the animators worked to make it all look
real! Wasn't this awfully expensive? Hell yes, but a point was being proved,
that point being: It costs more than if we didn't do it - BUT - we can
still do it!
In this case the "it" was making computer animated people look like real
people. Did they pull it off?
In a word, "No." In two words, "Not really."
Whenever the CGI people are in what should be bright light, their skin tones are
pale; even grey. Even the dark skinned people in this movie have an overall
grey appearance to them - as if they got a sunburn and ash-ed.
To be sure, the animators were probably aware of this and often have the characters
moving about in what would be, if this were real, unnatural lighting.
So called outdoor shots also suffer for the same reasons. That said, movie
moguls are hungrily envisioning flicks where they only need to hire top
name actors while having extras, character actors and speaking roles given
over entirely to computer animated golems. It will be interesting to see
if real actors can still act properly while addressing a green screen
throughout an entire movie. It will also be interesting to find a whole
new crop of actors since nearly all of them come from the ranks of extras
and minor roles. So there may be a flaw in the logic, but nobody ever
said, "Smart as a movie producer!"
There are just far too many animators to list for such a project but even with my
critiques on the flaws of the CGI actors, the result is still magnificent
to look at. No doubt what I saw with FINAL FANTASY: The Spirits Within is the polished draft toward what will become a final
draft in digital actors: at least until freestanding holographic type
actors become the norm. All the artists involved did an incredible job
and have permanently raised the bar for all who come after.
FINAL FANTASY: The Spirits Within is good for another reason. The
original creator of the FINAL FANTASY games, Hironobu Sakaguchi, is also
director, writer, and one of the executive producers of the film. This
is probably as good as the movie could ever be and is certainly above
par with most Japanese Anime, even with the annoying peachiness that drips
into the story at awkward moments.
Kudos must also go to Jack Fletcher (AEON FLUX, SPAWN),
who in addition to being a voice actor also did an excellent job in hiring
the best actors to give voice to the CGI puppets. The voices include Ving
Rhames (JACOB'S LADDER, BRINGING
OUT THE DEAD, DAWN OF THE DEAD [2004]), Steve Buscemi (TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE:
The Movie, BARTON FINK, RESERVOIR DOGS, ED AND HIS DEAD MOTHER, PULP FICTION,
FARGO), Kieth David (THE
THING, THEY LIVE, PITCH
BLACK), and Peri Gilpin.
Three Shriek Girls
  
This review
copyright 2001 E.C.McMullen Jr.
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FANTASY is a bit of a misnomer. There have been 10 FINAL FANTASY
games as of this writing.
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TRIVIA
In regards to recycling Aluminum:
About 50% of which makes up a new can - depending on how much you
recycle.
Plastic Bottles:
less than one percent becomes a new bottle no matter how much you
recycle - even less for glass
Paper:
usually gets thrown into a landfill no matter how much you recycle.
Although there is a real use for recycled paper, not all municipalities
are close enough to a recycling plant to make it worth the while
of said recycler to import a bunch of nasty used paper.
FeoNote
to the Kiddies: Real bad guys full of
ego and hate and visions of slaughter for other people don't scowl,
frown, and growl much. You ever see kindly Saddam Hussien scowling?
How about Al Capone? Adolph Hitler? Mao Tse-Tung? Slob Milosevic?
Jesse Helms? Louis Farakhan, Charlie Manson, Hugo Chavez, Michael Moore, Pat Robertson? Of course not. What
you do see is them smiling and happy all the time. They are evil,
yes, but they ENJOY what they're doing.
Okay,
Ayatollah Komeini scowled and growled but he was not only evil,
he was a repressive insane moron to boot! Some evil people you just
can't please no matter how many you torture and kill and these are
the most crackpot of all! - Though not necessarily more evil. |
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