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PUMPKIN TAO
E.C.McMullen jr. OCTOBER 17, 2005 Report by
E.C.McMullen Jr.
Copyright 2005 by E.C.McMullen Jr. for feoamante.com

THIS KNIFE SHOULD DO THE TRICK
This week, we feature the king of Halloween fruits. Whether you like eating pumpkins, making jack-o-lanterns, or smashing them, it's that time of year to practice your pumpkin carving skills. PRESENTING!: The Tao of finding your True Inner Pumpkin Personality! These links should speed you on your journey.

First of all, be proud of your pumpkin
Pumpkin-Patch.com

Then take a knife to it!
CarvingPumpkins.com

Or switch the words around and get
Pumpkin-Carving.com

Once you've eviscerated your pumpkin friend, enlighten it! By putting a light in it's freaking head
PumpkinLights.com

Get those pumpkins drunk and put them on the Adam Carolla show!
ExtremePumpkins.com

Ah young pumpkin grasshopper, you must learn from the
PumpkinMasters.com

But what the hell do they know? These folks are the PBS arteests of pumpkin carvers
MasterpiecePumpkins.com

Screw them! You don't need some pumpkin dot com name. For you are the world's recognized master of all that is pumpkin!
HowardDill.com

Because, by golly, Pumpkin time is the best time!
ThePumpkinFarm.com

Martha Stewart loves nooks in her kitchen, so Martha would probably love
PumpkinNook.com

Yeah, Martha is great, but she's no
PumpkinLady.com

Eventually, you will say "pumpkin" so many times, it will start to seem pornographic. Or maybe that's just me. Or maybe its because of all of those
BigPumpkins.com

Ha! My pumpkin is bigger than your pumpkin
GiantPumpkins.com

Did everybody take all the cool pumpkin names? Don't let that stop you from casting your faux pumpkin pearls
Funkins.com
(Note the screaming nerd Funkin with a flame beneath his package)

Eventually, of course, you will get so sick of pumpkins that you will become the Anti-Pumpkin
PumpkinGutter.com

And when that happens, you will become a menace to pumpkin society
KillerPumpkins.com

Which, sadly, can only lead to
ZombiePumpkins.com

 

E.C.McMullen Jr. article first posted on April 10, 2007

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